I decided to delete my old blog...

...and start over from scratch. Much like my life during that time, my previous blog had no real direction or theme. So I've thought it would be good to journal daily experiences mixed in with stories of my past. And now that i've taken the time to think about it...wow do I have some stories to tell!

Such as...

• an incident that me and friends termed the "Warm Fuzzy Massacre"
• Fooling around with a co worker in the parking lot of a World Series game. (Sounds more tame than it really is :) Want to keep it sorta PG until i write the story)
• The one that got away... (oh and if for some ungodly reason you are reading this, David... I do NOT mean you)
• Being trapped by a guy who had literally trained his dog to "corral" women that were trying to exit his company without his say so.
• My huge group of friends and I once hotboxed the world...promise ;)
• My senior prom night... *blushes bright red* (Ever had one of those nights that you wish you could erase from not only your memory, but everyone else that was there as well? Yup, it was one of THOSE nights.)
• The time my friend got shot in the head in his own living room...and survived it.
• Many an episode of redneck drama, one including: A broken toe, cops being called, weed being hidden, a small baggy of coke being flushed and fondue pot.
  

And thats not even half of them...i'm sure.

This ought to be fun.